The Age Of AOL Tech Monkeys

Hey.....dinking around the internet this morning and found this....the Likes & Dislikes of an Aquarian...

"Aquarius people like fame and recognition from crowds of total strangers, thinking about themselves and their personal goals, personal privacy, rainbows, dreams, magic, change for its own sake, eccentricity, surprises, credit cards, telling others what needs to be done and then watching them get on with it, weird friends and acquaintances, and living within their means despite the many temptations which constantly surround them every waking moment.

Aquarius people dislike emotion and intimacy, people who show off constantly and try to be the center of attention, being taken for granted, being pinned down in any way, any kind of hard sell, violence and fighting, making loans or borrowing money from other people, respect for conventional authority, revealing their own ulterior motives to others, and senseless or purposeless extravagance of any sort"


True? Untrue? You tell me....all long as you're a total stranger and I've gained fame in your eyes haha.....Oh yeah, phone interview with AOL Canada tomorrow to be a tech support monkey....WOOT! (That one is for Amanda haha)


Later kids...


EDIT***Well, since I have little to do today until wait for my interview tomorrow, I joined the website I got the above from out of boredom....here's their interpretation of a male aquarian...

"The male Aquarius is generally taller than the average citizen, with long bone structure and a strong, solid build. You have a rugged profile and broad, high forehead -- nicely characteristic of the cerebral nature within you that you prize so highly. You are quite guarded in revealing your feelings, preferring instead to adopt a "hail-fellow-well-met" facade that works well in mixed company.

You have a wide range of interests, but are especially attracted to that which is unknown and unknowable. You are a man of exceedingly fair and upright mind and have your very own unshakeable personal moral code that you will refuse to deviate from, for any reason. You are intuitive to a fault, yet strangely practical when it comes to the bottom line."

Eerily accurate in some respects I think....creepy....there was a section on "male aquarian in bed" which basically said I was the type to be disgusted with sex because it's dirty....hahaha....can't say that's me at all....here's me "in love" supposedly....

"Those born under the Sign of Aquarius subordinate the needs of love to the needs of the intellect -- often to their own romantic detriment. The analytical Aquarius person approaches the game of love slowly, methodically and deliberately. Playing the game of love is fun in its own right and should not be rushed. While falling in love, the Water Bearer can fill myriad roles for a lover, thanks to their keen mental energy and boundless commitment to a good cause.

Conversely, a lover who won't play along will meet an immovable object in the righteous Aquarius personality. The greatest challenge in love for these people is intimacy. Without it, love is incomplete, so those born under this Sign must find that space where they can truly feel and trust. If that is achieved, love with Aquarius can soar into the stratosphere."

Maybe? Doesn't seem like it....well, now that I look again....I have aspects of it I guess....

OH...The Kicker....my Chinese/Western Sign Personality....

"The Monkey/Aquarius is always picking things apart to find out their root cause, primary drive, or single smallest component, and this characteristic may make some of your less inquisitive acquaintances uncomfortable, especially when it applies to impolite social topics (your Aquarius side loves to shock). This is not to say that you should curtail your investigative Monkey-style activities, just cloak them in a mantle of silence until all is in readiness.

You may want to spare some though as to what to do with the answers once you've found them -- after all, that's a great deal of time and effort to waste if there's no return! The entertainment possibilities of acquired knowledge are not lost on you -- if anything, you may be lost within them if your taste for intellectual self-indulgence at last manages to get the better of you."


EDIT EDIT****** OK, so apparently on this site my Chinese sign is not the Monkey (1980) but the Goat (1979)....must have something to do with the Chinese New Year or something I have no idea.....so apparently I am actually the following...

"The Goat/Aquarius lives in the eternal "now," and that can be both a blessing and a curse for those who know you. You're a tough act to follow, and you seem to change your attitudes towards life as easily as your clothes. The Goat in you is nearly impossible to pin down. A social kaleidoscope, you associate with the most varied people, at all hours, and belong at any table where you choose to pull up a chair.

You specialize in interpersonal shock tactics, and as a child of Aquarius there's nothing you love better than a good bout of "freaking the mundanes." In return it takes an awful lot to make you drop your jaw, for you've seen it all, done it all, and are constantly active inventing new wrinkles on what is to be seen and done. It takes a certain special talent to live more in a weekend than others do during an entire lifetime, but that talent you appear to have mastered."


And as a Goat, I am....

As a male
"The male Goat is a complete and utter family man, and you are a fun parent, if a bit on the irresponsible side -- your spouse will feel as though they had an extra son at times. You are highly sensitive and have a well-developed sense of aesthetics. You can be very fretful and indecisive, as you are at heart a very kind and gentle soul and are worried whenever placed in positions that burden you with undue authority.

You have a very good memory for facts, figures and dates. You may find yourself stymied by the simplest of obstacles unless you build up a reserve supply of gumption. Your reflective and gentle nature leads many people to underestimate you, much to their eventual chagrin once the race is run."

As a male in bed...
"The male Goat is a curious, rather than a strictly passionate person. To you, the emotional aspect of sex is as important as the physical aspect -- no one night stands for you! You will be hurt and confused if your partner does not reciprocate your emotional commitment to the relationship.

You prefer a long, drawn-out game of sexual intrigue, with mannerisms drawn straight from an eighteenth-century novel, in order to satisfy your desire for delicacy and elegance in your love life. Initially you will be timid and uncertain with any one you may identify as a potential new bedmate. You must be certain that you are the apple of your intended's eye, and that there is nobody else in the equation to share the limelight."

In love...
"People born under the Sign of the Goat have a morbid fear of being left alone, whether for the night or for the rest of their lives. They are very family oriented people, and would love nothing better than a suitable and stable partner with which to settle down and raise a litter of children. If their current romantic interest does not like children or big families, then they just won't be right for the Goat.

Goats will give themselves entirely to the right person and will do everything they can to maintain a stable, loving, happy relationship. This doesn't, however, mean that they will allow themselves to be walked all over or taken advantage of. If their partner cheats on them, or otherwise doesn't play according to the rules, then hell hath no fury like a Goat scorned!"

And my likes &dislikes...
"Goats are cultured people who prefer the sort of entertainments not patronized by those of the common crowd. The favorite colors of the Goat person are pink and purple, and their corresponding gemstones are moonstone, sapphire and jade. Goats like bathrobes, broaches, peppermint oil, seashells, being massaged and opera tickets. They are consummate sybarites and enjoy pampering themselves and their bodies.

They prefer to spend their leisure time reading, eating, drinking fine wines, swimming and watching movies. Goats dislike the feeling of being separated from all of their friends and loved ones -- they like to have the support of those close to them in their endeavors. They also dislike conflict of any sort, and are very good at dodging it completely whenever it may surface in their lives."


Phew done....so why not just link this for you jokers? Well, 1) need to be signed in, and 2) I have way too much time so deal.